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03 September 2007, 21:26
budiceale
man vs. woman
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.lol

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
Dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....__________________


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04 September 2007, 00:19
Alberta Canuck
This allegorical saga is NOT humour. As an eternal truth, it should be required reading for every young lad just on the cusp of adolescence...and at least once a year for the rest of his life!!!

Surely we can find a way to include it among the great books of the Bible so all may learn thereby...

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05 September 2007, 09:05
Norman Conquest
Yep,as the old sage once said,"were it not for the pussy,there would be a bounty on them."


Never mistake motion for action.
08 September 2007, 03:11
smarterthanu
It allways comes down to control and power.
08 September 2007, 20:49
tnekkcc


I would warn my son about women, but I'm afraid I wouldn't get any grandkids.

If I had known how much trouble marriage was going to be, I would have never done it. No one would. Our entire population replacement is dependent on ignorance.

Someone should warn the minorities.
Oh that's right, they don't treat their woman in a civilized way...


09 September 2007, 15:21
Sambar 9.3
quote:
Originally posted by Alberta Canuck:
This allegorical saga is NOT humour. As an eternal truth, it should be required reading for every young lad just on the cusp of adolescence...and at least once a year for the rest of his life!!!

Surely we can find a way to include it among the great books of the Bible so all may learn thereby...

thumb clap dancing jumping thumb


+1. Make it required reading... Big Grin


Cheers, Dave.

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