A man and his wife went to the Zoo. They noticed that the Gorilla had got a hard on as he looked at the mans wife. The husband says "Lift your skirt up and flash your knickers and tease him!" The Ape goes mental. "Now get your tits out!" The Ape goes absolutely beserk. So the husband opens the cage door and pushes his wife in and says "Now try telling THAT fucker you have a headache!"

If women are so good at multi-tasking - why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ????