12 October 2007, 18:19
raamwSpeech Impediments attributable to Drinking?
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
> > 1. Innovative
> > 2. Preliminary
> > 3. Proliferation
> > 4. Cinnamon
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> > THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
> > 1. Specificity
> > 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
> > 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
> > 4. Transubstantiate
> > THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
> > 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
> > 2. Nope, no more booze for me!
> > 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
> > 4. White Castle? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
> > 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
> > 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
> > 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
> > 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
> > coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
> > ;9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
> > parking lot or on the side of the road.
> > 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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