A
Hooker story...



A man is walking the strip in Vegas
when a fantastic looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up
a conversation and eventually asks, "How Much?
The hooker replies, "I start at $500
for a hand job."
The man says, "$500 for a hand job?
Holy crap, no hand job is worth that kind of money."
The hooker says, "You see that KFC
on the corner?
"Yes."
"Do you see the McDonald's in the
next block?"
"Yes."
"And do you see the Wendy's across
the street?"
"Yes."
"Well," said the hooker, smiling
invitingly, "I own all those, and I own them because I give a
hand job that's worth $500."
So the guy says, "What the hell? You
only live once. I'll give it a try."
They go to a nearby motel. A short
time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he
has just had the hand job of a lifetime, worth every bit of
$500. He's so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow job is
$1000."
The hooker says, "No, $1500."
" I wouldn't pay that for a blow
job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over to
the window. Do you see those two casinos across the street?
Well, I own those, and I own them because I give blow jobs
that are worth every cent of $1500."
The guy, still reeling from the
terrific hand job, decides to put off buying a new car for
another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
Fifteen minutes later, he's sitting
on the edge of the bed, more amazed than before. He can hardly
believe it, but he feels he truly got his money's
worth.
Deciding to go for broke, he asks,
"So, how much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come back over to
the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid
out before us? All those casinos, with the beautiful lights,
the gaming, the showgirls?"
Damn!" says the guy... "You own the
whole city?"
The hooker says, "No. But I would If
I had a pussy!"

Never Saw it Coming!! Good One!!

OUCH! and yuck!
Zeke

Good One!!

What you don't know can't hurt you...

Wasn't one of these, was it ??



Grizz

Now that is well beyond porcine on the rhine.