To All Serious Forum Members.

I must bring to your attention a dangerous ecological problem affecting our forests. This is based upon a previous submission answering the age-old question, “Do bears shit in the woods?â€
The attached picture confirms this conundrum. Considering there are other animals, birds, etc., in the woods, the defactory material has to amount to a considerable quantity.



Other possible entities that might be concerned with this problem are PITA (people ingesting tasty animals), which is supported by the Greek Bakery Association; PETA (people eating tasty animals); and another organization with the same initials that are comparable to what the bears do in the woods.

I am proposing the construction of outdoor lavatories for these fauna of the forest. To better assess the effects. I’m conducting research in May/June 2009 in Namibia. Your donation of monetary gifts to assist me in the research will be greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,

PROF242