04 April 2012, 16:19
Bill ThibeaultBirthday Present
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.
He asks her, "So what would you like for your birthday, Esther? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She replies: "Bernie, I want a divorce."
He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."