3 foreign freshmen students meet in the international club. They start a conversation about their goals. The Russian pronounces that he will be an astronaut, and go to the moon. The Frenchman says that he too, will be an astronaut, and go to Mars. The Norwegian thinks for awhile....then proclaims that he will go to the Sun.
The other 2 pounce on these words....and proudly state that if the Norwegian goes to the sun....he will never get there, but will burn up 50 million miles from his objective. Again, the Norwegian takes a moment to gather his thoughts.....a sudden look of enlightenment brightens his face.
"No problem:. he says......."I will go at night"!

This one is good. I'm an Alaskan living in the midst of West Virginny U., Ohio State U, and U of Kentucky fans. Think I'll change this one up a bit depending on what color sweatshirt's in front of me.