A creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1) Religion

2) Royalty

3) Physical Disability

4) Racism

5) Homosexuality


The prize-winner wrote:

"'My God", cried the Queen, "That one-legged nigger is a queer."

Got an "A"!!!

It Would Most Likely Win Most "Politically Incorrect Award". Love It.

May be "is also a queer" would be better.

Reverse engineering manual:

1) Write a silly line, for example: "Fuck me!", said the witch and flied away on her broom.
2) Make up requests: Sex, Magic, Aeronautics, Cleaning tools.

on the money.