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21 December 2007, 04:55
Mary Hilliard-Krueger
The Half-Wit
A man owned a small farm in Indiana.

The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

" Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.


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21 December 2007, 06:22
D Humbarger
Sad but all to true Krueger.



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21 December 2007, 09:54
pdpdad
Very funny, sad but true!
jumping
21 December 2007, 10:22
tom`
quote:
Originally posted by pdpdad:
Very funny, sad but true!
jumping


I was expecting a ireload2 or "hot core" story. You made me get my hopes up for nothing.
21 December 2007, 18:03
butchloc
oh yeah thumb they'd probably fine him to