I have a wonderful dog. Her name is Lexi. She's an 8 week-old German Shepherd. I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs. So we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 62 years old, a caring woman who is a good cook, and is not interested in sex.

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Originally posted by Kensco:
I have a wonderful dog. Her name is Lexi. She's an 8 week-old German Shepherd. I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs. So we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 62 years old, a caring woman who is a good cook, and is not interested in sex.

I don't blame her for being not interested in sex, being married to you!

There was an add recently posted in the personals column in the South Carolina paper that read, "single black female that only wants love + will be your devoted partner from now on. If you want me I promise to be faithful to you + when you get home from work every evening I will meet you ecstatically at the door with the birthday suit God gave me. The story goes that the ad was answered by 1500 men to an ad placed by the SPCA.