Aging is when your dreams are no longer wet & your farts are no longer dry

Do Not Pass Up a Cold Beer Or a Good Looking Woman And Never,Ever trust a Fart in The Middle Of The Night.

Like the words of wisdom penned by Edward Abbey several years ago."3 things my father taught me: Never play cards with a man called Doc,Never eat at a place called Mom's,+ Never go to bed with a woman that has more problems than you do.......or almost never."