Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf,
two who were blind,
one mentally retarded,
and she had syphilis,
would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.


Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes
and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice,
sleeps until noon,
used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer
and never committed adultery.


Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Decide first ... No peeking, and then scroll down for the response.



Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.


Remember:

Amateurs ... Built the ark.
Professionals ... Built the Titanic

Never trust a vegetarian !!!

I picked Candidate B... No way I'd be buddy with C anyway!

Doesn't that make your little liberal heart warm?

Well, I picked Churchill, but had figured out who each was so not sure it counts.

Whos that Beethoven character?

SSR

If she had an abortion does that mean there would be 5 less dog movies?

Some of Hitler's own generals described watching him stuff veggies in his mouth as "disgusting".

I would have said no to Question #1 with a caveat that after that she should get her tubes tied.

However, you gave us very little info and then want our answers to be binding and valid for use as propaganda.

Therefore, as I read question #2 (still abiding by the rules) I decided that without more info, I'd probably be choosing our next president much like this country picked it's last president... based on nothing but useless fluff and rhetoric.

As such, I voted NONE OF THE ABOVE!

It shames me that we (as a nation) are so mindless that we value image over substance.

Hopefully, we have learned our lessons. Hopefully we will all pay attention and elect a proper president this time...

oh... and this belongs in the political forum. Just sayin...

Vegetarians are evil!