moms in group therapy

06 September 2009, 02:25

*_MOMS IN GROUP THERAPY_*

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers
and their small children. "You all have obsessions,"
he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little
boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's
talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.

07 September 2009, 04:01

Mort Canard

That reminded me of a similar joke that's been around for years.

quote:
There were three men of God and their wives traveling to a church gathering in New York. While traveling down the interstate a semi careens across the median and strikes the van carring the the three couples. They all appeared at the Pearly Gates together.

As the first couple walk up to St. Peter they are sadly informed that he could not allow them to pass through the gates. The Reverend says I have been a devout Presbeteryian for over 20 years. I even helped cordinate the youth church activities. St. Peter said and you did an outstanding job, but I can't let you in. But why replied the Reverand. Because with you it is all about the money. As proof, you married a woman named Penny!
With a snap of the fingers they were gone!

The next couple walk up and St. Peter tells them the same thing.
The man says, but St. Peter, I've been a devout Church of God Preacher for the past 35 years. I even founded the threads of hope store for people who could not afford to buy clothes. And you did well replied St. Peter, but you lusted after alcohol and strong drink, and as proof you married a woman maned Brandy! So with a snap of his fingers they too were gone.

Upon hearing that the Baptist preacher turns to his wife and says "Come on Fanny' We aint getting in either!"