Did you hear about the mushroom that walked into the bar?

The bartender yells "HEY,WE DONT SERVE YOUR KIND IN HERE"!!!

The mushroom replies "why not? Im a real Fun-gi ".

Fordfreak

That was pretty bad. Okay, let's see if this is worse (I think I posted this here once before):

A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, get outta here, we don't serve your kind in here".

So the rope walks out and steps around the corner. He bends down, twists himself around and then straightens up. He then musses up his hair and walks back into the bar.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, aren't you that rope I just threw out of here?"

"Nope - frayed knot!"

[ 11-11-2003, 20:51: Message edited by: Jim in Idaho ]

These two turkey vultures walk into the airport to board a flight. Each has two dead raccoons in their arms. The attendant checking them in says, "I'm sorry fellows, only one carrion per passenger"

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."