An Irish Priest was driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, you have been drinking!"

"Just Water" says the priest.

the trooper says, "then why do I smell wine?"

the priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

Ooh, you're gonna burn for that one!

Yeh, but it's a dry heat.......

Dave - Alberta Canuck:

I had the exact same reaction as Dave did - and still I laughed! He must have a sense of humor or else He wouldn't have given us one. (At least, that's my defense at Judgment Day!)