DIVORCE HEARING IN KENTUCKY…

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Kentucky, but the custody of their three children posed a problem.

The mother said since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:

"Your Honor, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine ?"

DON'T LAUGH . . . HE WON !

But after the divorce.

Were they still brother and sister.

Nope. First cousins, like your mother and dad.

So they stopped being brother and sister after the divorce.

interesting how that works out down south.

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Originally posted by p dog shooter:
So they stopped being brother and sister after the divorce.

interesting how that works out down south.

Nope first cousins like your mom and dad. Do you live up north?

I recall very well in the mid 0's when we had ourselves a yankee exodus from up north. After the guys figured out they could'nt set on their ass + draw welfare (since they were worth $28.00 an hr. when the rest of us were happy with $5.00).Anyway,they were like a case of the 'piles'; a pain in the ass but a great relief when they go back up.Interesting thing though was that when the men went back up north;the women stayed.1st time in their life that they had seen decent courteous men.

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1st time in their life that they had seen decent courteous men.

WITH NO TEETH!
Peter

Say what you want about the South, but nobody retires and moves North!

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nobody retires and moves North!

Nope. Weather is warmer and stuff is cheaper down South!
Peter.

Peter,I was talking about Texas;you were talking about Arkansas;where we know that the toothbrush was invented;otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush. + yes the weather is warmer,+ so far things are cheaper but that changes by the day because all these assholes from California move here + totally destroy our property values.Enough rant for one night.