13 May 2013, 20:57
Moremonte2am Pull Over By LEO
An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 AM For reckless driving and was asked
where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."

14 May 2013, 16:52
swifter220
I have been to some of those....