Do you know what happened 175 years ago, this week?

California became a state,
The state had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.
So basically, it was just like California is today,
Except the women had real breasts,
And the men didn't hold hands.

Yep and I just spit cofee all over the key board, too funny and true.