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16 April 2013, 23:44
scojac
The Shortest Books of All Time
The Shortest Books of All Time

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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan and Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore and John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY

By Nancy Pelosi

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TRUE LIFE ACCOUNTS OF MY CLIENTS SHOOTING DANGEROUS GAME

by Mark Sullivan

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DRSS; NRA; Illinois State Rifle Association; Missouri Sport Shooting Association

“One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.”
– Thomas Sowell, “The Vision Of The Anointed: Self-Congratulation As A Basis For Social Policy”


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17 April 2013, 00:46
Moremonte
shocker flame tu2
17 April 2013, 04:09
loud-n-boomer
Add "A History of French Military Victories in the 19th, 20th, and 21st Centuries"


One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
17 April 2013, 23:16
Use Enough Gun
rotflmo
18 April 2013, 09:42
NormanConquest
dancing


Never mistake motion for action.
19 April 2013, 11:02
Idaho Sharpshooter
loud-n-boomer,

are you sure? They won one about 1871 iirc.

My favorite is "Italian War Heroes". I forget the author.
19 April 2013, 17:05
scojac
quote:
Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
loud-n-boomer,

are you sure? They won one about 1871 iirc.

My favorite is "Italian War Heroes". I forget the author.


You're thinking of the Franco-Prussion War. The French got their butts kicked over the German unification issue.


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DRSS; NRA; Illinois State Rifle Association; Missouri Sport Shooting Association

“One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.”
– Thomas Sowell, “The Vision Of The Anointed: Self-Congratulation As A Basis For Social Policy”


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19 April 2013, 20:40
Ken Cline
My positive contribution to society in my career

Barry Soetoro (pen name)
19 April 2013, 21:28
Pirate's Life
Basic Lifesaving Techniques

By Teddy Kennedy.
19 April 2013, 22:38
Bloody Red
Your gun rights
Barry, schumer & Feinstein
reprinted w/ edits by bloomberg
20 April 2013, 06:24
daniel77
"How to defeat Liberals in Gov't" by John McCain, Lindsey Graham, and John Boehner, forward by Mitt Romney




http://dauphinhorsemanship.com/
20 April 2013, 06:31
daniel77
"Deeply held Convictions", by Arlen Specter

"Countries that the USA should heavily invest in", by Ron Paul

"People I can not skull fuck" by Brock Lesnar

"The wonders of Socialized Medicine" by Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro

"Honesty in Reporting" by MSNBC

"Hurricane Evacuation Procedures" by Kathleen Blanco and Ray Nagin




http://dauphinhorsemanship.com/
25 April 2013, 18:22
teflon
quote:
Originally posted by loud-n-boomer:
Add "A History of French Military Victories in the 19th, 20th, and 21st Centuries"


You better hope Edmond doesn't see this post or you'll get hit with "The Big List".


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The mania for giving the Government power to meddle with the private affairs of cities or citizens is likely to cause endless trouble, through the rivaly of schools and creeds that are anxious to obtain official recognition, and there is great danger that our people will lose our independence of thought and action which is the cause of much of our greatness, and sink into the helplessness of the Frenchman or German who expects his government to feed him when hungry, clothe him when naked, to prescribe when his child may be born and when he may die, and, in fine, to regulate every act of humanity from the cradle to the tomb, including the manner in which he may seek future admission to paradise.
Mark Twain

"ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ " "Victory or Death!"
25 April 2013, 19:12
Cross L
quote:
Originally posted by loud-n-boomer:
Add "A History of French Military Victories in the 19th, 20th, and 21st Centuries"


You might want to check Napoleon's record--he didnt do to bad for a long time there.