Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was cleaning his shotgun. His wife was watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks, "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, maybe you should quit spending so much time shooting and hunting. Maybe you should sell your guns."

Jim looks incredulous.

Wife says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He says, "You are sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "You never said you were married before!"

Jim replies "I wasn't".

YEP!