A drunken, totally naked, woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in Coffs Harbour, Australia.

The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.

"What are you staring at, Luv, haven't you ever seen a woman with no clothes on before?"

"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from..."

"Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking and looking and looking and lookiiiiiing, and I am thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me?!"

Way To Go Fellow Okie!!

This is where I live and this is very close to what happened.
Pete

truth is stranger than fiction. And, often funnier...

Quick thinking there, Sabu.