While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Morris and his wife listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Morris leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-purpose, isn't it?"

OldFart, that was absolutely priceless. Funny thing though, the old lady's not smiling after I told her about it. Go figure.

That's what I get mine on her birthday's..