A little old lady was in the new supermarket. As she was going up and down the isles, she got to the toilet paper isle.
As she was just standing there, a clerk asked if he could help.
She replied, "there are so many,I'm confused"
The clerk said, "well here is you angel cloud, super nice,but $2.50 a roll. Here is your charmin,quilted northern types, at $1.50 a roll. Down there are the no-name brand at 40 cents a roll"
The lady said they were on a budget and she would get the no-name brand.
The next week she was back shopping, and saw the clerk.
She pulled a part roll of TP out of her bag.
Handing it to the clerk, she told him, " I have a name for your toilet paper"
Whats that he asked?
John Wayne she said.
Why John Wayne?
Because she said, " it's rough,tough and doesn't take shit from anyone"!

Good One!!