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A Walk From Church

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04 February 2022, 05:00
Moremonte
A Walk From Church
Going to Church In Chicago ….


When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: " By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: " By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today." Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right...

My car was gone .
04 February 2022, 05:45
Use Enough Gun
rotflmo clap rotflmo Now, that's progressive 'equity' at work! rotflmo clap rotflmo
04 February 2022, 09:42
NormanConquest
AMEN, BROTHER! Wink


Never mistake motion for action.
05 February 2022, 04:36
Hipshoot
That is "BOBBLE HEAD" Sharpton you are talking about---Right!

Hip