Did you hear about the Mexican surfer who was surfing off the West coast of Mexico when a large tidal wave
carried him out into the ocean and straight towards Hawaii??? He landed in Honolulu and within twenty
minutes of landing he had a roofing job. The authorities are trying to decide what to do with him as he is
the first and only illegal Mexican in Hawaii but it looks good for him staying. You see they call him Don Jose

Can he sing "Tiny Bubbles", or just make them?
Pete

Sounds as if you might be a little Timmy Wilson fan.

Keep making up jokes.
Even a blind chicken can find some corn.