23 February 2010, 16:41
Czech_MadeA woman woke in the middle
of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard noise from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found her husband sitting there with a bottle in his hand, drinking and sobbing.
"Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant,
when you were 16?
"Of course I remember."
And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, how could I ever forget?" she replied starting to get all choked up.
"Well, I would have been released last night."
24 February 2010, 04:24
Czech_MadeRelated thought:
Suppose I behave all my life and heaven awaits me. My wife lives with me all my life - means she goes to heaven for sure.
We both make it behind the pearly gates and now what? Spend eternity together?