A New Zealander brandishing the Koran is caught shagging a sheep in public.
When questioned by the police he said it was Islamb and he could do what he liked with it.

Had it been an Australian sheep the guy would have said it was eeeslamb , not islamb.

When ya gonna come up with some new sheep jokes , aussies? These ones are old enough to draw the retirement pension... ;-)

Hey muzza,

Do you know why there are so many kiwi's in Western Australia?
They all thought the Canning Stock Route was an annual event.

you mean it isnt ?????

Are you sure he wasn't German?

There really are some sick people around!

No kidding!