Sandy is at the bar of a highland pub - and gulping down double whiskies as fast as the barman can put them up.

Finally, the barman asks: " Wha's happenin'?

Sandy replies: " I knocked over one with my elbow""

( As an Irishman, I bitterly resent that we are considered to be drinkers of "that stuff" while the Scots are treated by people in America as having sent over this marvelous liquid that makes Scots some kind of superior people! Heck! They didn't even invent it in the first place! We did!

Well gerry, you know why God created Whiskey, dontcha?

To keep the Irish from ruling the world!!!

LG

LG:

Of course, you're right - and I think that we Irish should have a serious discussion with the Lord about this whole subject! (I always thought that Alaska was our best state!)

Long live us Irishmen!!!

Cory:

Glad to know that I have some kinsmen closer to home!

I always thought Irishmen were unique. Maybe its because I am one.

Descendant of the Caufields, Kilcrease, and Copelands.