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Poor little skunk

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01 January 2015, 12:45
Bakes
Poor little skunk
The Little Frozen Skunk

Rick and his wife, AngieMarie were driving home one very cold night when AngieMarie asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to Rick, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'

He says, 'O. K., Get in the car with it.'

'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'

Rick says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.'

'But what about the smell?'

'Just hold its little nose.'

Rick is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.


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01 January 2015, 20:19
lal
Big Grin
01 January 2015, 20:53
Idaho Sharpshooter
start 2015 with this...?
02 January 2015, 09:14
NormanConquest
Why not,considering that I heard the same joke in 1972.


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18 January 2015, 12:10
Use Enough Gun
Big Grin
19 January 2015, 05:26
vashper
How I envy the Americans! But I don't know what the smell of skunk. Only know anecdote on this topic.
19 January 2015, 20:26
Grenadier
Vashper, imagine the smell you would get if you uncovered a rotten egg, cabbage, and blue cheese omelet put in the fridge two weeks ago ------ and double it!




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20 January 2015, 04:03
Alberta Canuck
I think it is a GREAT joke. jumping rotflmo tu2 beer

But even so, I sure ain't dumb enough to let my wife see it in my possession, or even worse, tell it to her!....
20 January 2015, 21:14
vashper
I heard that option punch-line: "But what about the smell? '"Well, if it die - so die." There it was a pair of smugglers who tried to smuggle animals through customs.

quote:
Originally posted by Grenadier:
imagine ... a rotten egg, cabbage, and blue cheese

This is sufficient
21 January 2015, 06:43
Grizzly Adams
quote:
Originally posted by vashper:
How I envy the Americans! But I don't know what the smell of skunk. Only know anecdote on this topic.


Think Methyl Mercaptan. Wink

Grizz


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Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

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21 January 2015, 14:04
vashper
Ethyl mercaptan in low concentration is added to the house gas to feel the leak, so the smell is familiar to us, but the point is in concentration. As you may be know, the main component of the odour of faeces - skatole - is used in perfumery and in a small number has the scent of Jasmine.

It turned out at the zoo in Helsinki there is a special stand-probe, you can press the button and smell.

By the way American joke: What's the difference crushed on the road squashed lawyer from squashed skunk?
Before skunk clearly visible brake trace.