A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and,

as they had a lot to do, she called him on the mobile.



The wife said " Where are you? You know we have lots to do."



The husband said "You remember the jewelers we went into

about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond

necklace?

I could not afford it at the time, and I said that one day, I would

get it for you?"



Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all

choked up…"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.



"Well I’m in the gun shop next door to that."

I Wonder If He Had To Walk Home??

about two minutes later, the fight started...

2 minutes hell.