Two hours into my first day as a Walmart Greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them as they approached, I smiled and said, “Good morning, welcome to Walmart. Nice kids, are they twins?”

The mom answered, “Hell no, They ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?”

I replied, “I’m not blind or stupid. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

I Was Thinking The Same Thing He Was!!hehehe