Fellow wakes up one morning and notices that his pecker is turning green. He goes to his doctor and the doctor informs him that amputation is the only course of action.

Horrified, he goes to a specialist for a second opinion. The specialist also tells him that all he can do is amputate.

He gets a third opinion at a major hospital. No joy, amputation is the only thing on offer.

He books a trip to the the Mayo Clinic. Same solution, amputation.

On his way home he sees an ad in a magazine for a Chinese doctor that uses ancient and exotic methods. He figures it's worth a try so he makes an appointment.

He tells the Chinese doctor that he's seen his family doctor, a specialist, a major hospital and the Mayo Clinic and all of them said amputation was the only option.

The doctor replies, "Bah! American doctors! All they know is cut, cut, cut! Leave it alone - it'll fall off by itself."

Modern Medicine At It's Best!!

A fate worse than death.

Dave

He had "Hong Kong Dong"
That’s why he went to the Chinese Doctor.

I remember a cartoon in Playboy years ago that showed all these crippled-up guys coming up to this woman + saying, "Hey Pandora, we want to see what's in your box."