Ted finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

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14 November 2018, 00:00

Michael Michalski

Ted finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the
garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench
watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just
been thinking. Now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit
spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just
consider selling all your welders along with your gun collection and
that stupid vintage Harley!"

Ted got a horrified look on his face.

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied, "For a minute there, you were starting to sound like my
ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

Ted replied, "I wasn't."

14 November 2018, 02:59

bwana cecil

A friend of mines wife was complaining about his walker hunting dogs & told him that he just need to get rid of them.
He calmly looked at her & said "I had those dogs when you moved in here & I'll have them after you move out".
Sure enough about a year later she left & he still had his dogs.

14 November 2018, 03:39

Grizzly Adams

Wife and I had an accommodation, she had her horses and I have my guns. Worked out well, we hunted on horse back.

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