01 September 2012, 10:34
Philip A.Tat for tits
I caught my seven year old son as he was about to steal cookies from the pantry. I growled in his back:
"If I were you I wouldn't do that."
He turned, slightly surprised, then replied "No... But you'd play with Auntie Mary's tits when mom is at work."
"There's chocolate in the fridge, and the marshmallows are in the left drawer." said I.
04 September 2012, 13:29
calgarychef1That kids going to grow up to be a lawyer.
04 September 2012, 23:13
clintsfollyIf he make's it!!!!!Clint
05 September 2012, 07:01
Ryan CampbellI had to quit gasping and wipe the tears from my eyes to tell this to my wife, who didn't think it was nearly as funny.....haha.
05 September 2012, 08:19
lavacaMy wife thought it was hilarious, but she doesn't have a sister.