18 September 2008, 11:38
swheelerWhen you've been married too long
> > Three women: one engaged, one married
> > and one a Mistress, are chatting about their
> > relationships and decided to amaze their
> > men. That night all three will wear black
> > leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask
> > over their eyes.
> >
> > After a few days they meet up for Lunch.
> >
> > The engaged Woman: The other night when
> > my boyfriend came over he found me
> > with a Black leather bodice, tall
> > stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are
> > The woman of my life. I love you.' Then
> > we made love all night Long.
> >
> > The mistress:
> > Me too! The other night I met my lover
> > at his office and I was Wearing the leather
> > bodice, heels, and mask over my eyes and
> > a raincoat... When I Opened the raincoat
> > he didn't say a word, but we had wild
> > sex all Night.
> >
> > The married Woman: I sent the kids to
> > stay at my mother's house for the night.
> > When my husband came home I was wearing
> > the leather bodice, black stockings,
> > Stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As
> > soon as he came in the door and saw me
> > he Said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'