While Ron was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica .
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
"If you were better looking it would lift itself."

I had a similar situation many years ago.

A woman standing in front of me at my first SHOT Show booth with Precision Shooting Magazine looked at my tummy and snorted "If that stomach was on a woman, I'd say she was pregnant".

I just looked back and told her "This stomach WAS on a woman last night, and she may well be pregnant."