Hunter climbs down the Land Rover to have a leak, walks a few paces in the bush, and is suddenly charged by a lion.

He quickly points his rifle, shoots at the lion, who is already leaping in the air for the final tackle, and misses the cat by a barn's breadth.

Luckily for the hunter, the lion lands two meters behind him, and the guy manages to run back to the Land Rover and to escape unceremoniously.

Back to camp, he decides that a little shooting session wouldn't be a bad idea, so he packs some empty beer cans, his rifle, a couple of boxes of ammo, and heads for a clearing nearby.

As he reaches the clearing, he hears some strange noises behind a thicket of bush.

He carefully pokes his head through some branches, and sees... the lion, trying some short jumps...

[ 07-02-2003, 00:17: Message edited by: Philip ]