A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times before?"

"Well, husband no. 1 was a Sales Representative, he kept telling me[Woolhouse Richard] how great it was going to be.

Husband no. 2 was in Software Support, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband no. 3 was from Field Services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system Up.

Husband no. 4 was in Telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband no. 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement and design a new state-Of-the-art method.

Husband no. 6 was from Finance and Administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband no. 7 was in Marketing, although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband no. 8 was a psychiatrist, all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband no. 9 was a gynaecologist, all he did was look at it.

Husband no. 10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was......God I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!".

"Good" said the husband, "but why?"

"You work for the IRS. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed"

We have a similar joke here, but with 11. Number 10 was Billy[bubba] Clinton - he knew what it was, what it was for, but he had a piece on the side so he never messed with it!