18 March 2008, 22:51
Brad_RolstonFISHING STORIES
Four married men go fishing, after an hour, the following conversation took
place:
First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy:
"That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continued to fish when they realized that the fourth guy had not said a word, so they asked him:
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What's the deal?"
Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and asked:
"Fishing or Sex?" & she said "Wear sun-block."
19 March 2008, 07:26
BUCKMTWe married the same woman....