25 April 2019, 16:00
xgruntThe big Chuck Schumer parade
An associate of Chuck Schumer told him she had a fantastic dream the other night. There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Schumer. Millions lined the parade route, cheering when Chuck went past. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen. Chuck was very impressed and said, "That's really great! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Were my glasses on straight?" His friend said, "I couldn't tell. The casket was closed."