An elderly man was watching tv and saw a commercial for Viagra. He decided he'd go see his doctor right now and get some. His wife came into the bedroom as he was changing clothes and asked where he was going? He told her to see the doctor and get some of those Viagra pills. She said, "I'll go with you." He asked why and she said "if your going to stick that old rusty thing in me, I'll need a tetanus shot."

Good One!!

After which he replied, I wasn't planning on sticking it into you.

even better!

Years ago, my ex-inlaws were having a playful argument, the mother inlaw, says, "Darrell I'm going to cut you off", without skipping a beat he replied,
"you gotta find out where i'm getting it first"

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Originally posted by OldFart:
After which he replied, I wasn't planning on sticking it into you.

I don't need a full dose,just enough to keep me from pissing on my shoes.Pull up youtube ,30K lbs of Viagra,by a local girl singer. Well worth the time. If anyone has the link please share!!!It is hilarious!

The "Old Folks Homes" around here give it to their male patients everyday. It keeps them from rolling out of bed at night.

Just cut me off at the knees + call me tripod.