A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse
immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blond begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs
for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side
anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blond attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup, she is at the mercy of the horse's pounding
hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments a way from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....
Frank, the Wal- Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say hello.
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