A man walks into his doctors office. His face is all beat up, his arm is in a sling, and a 5 iron is wrapped around his neck.

His doctor asks him what happened.

Well the guy says, "My wife and I were out golfing. We were having the greatest time, and I was having the best round of my life. Then we got to the 10th hole. We both sliced our balls out into a pasture. We were out there looking for the balls. We looked and looked, but couldn't find them. Finally I glanced up and noted a white spot right in the middle of a cow's butt, under the tail. I lifted the tail, and sure enough, it was my wife's ball, with her initials and everything". I said, "hey hun, this looks like yours."........."I don't remember much after that".