A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life
that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes, and accidentally lets out a big fart.

She looked up and said: "Aww So solly...Scuse prease,
Front hole so happy, back hole laugh out loud!