I know, I'm posting this months too early, but I thought it it just too good to have to wait.


It is Christmas time and there is a rich man and a poor man talking. The poor man asks the rich man what presents he has bought his wife. The rich man replies 'I have bought her a 52 carat diamond ring and a Porsche Boxter. That way if she doesn't like the ring then she can drive to the jewelers to get a refund in her new car and she will still be happy.'

The poor man then said, 'I have done the same thing, I have bought my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo, so if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself.'