After being married for 42 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day
and said, 'Honey, 42 years ago we had a cheap Apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed, and watched a little 10-inch Black and White TV, but I got
to sleep every night with a hot 19 year old chick !

Now I have a $500,000 Home, A $45,000 Car, nice big bed, and a plasma
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old Woman. It seems to me that
you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
19-year old chick, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Very funny!