24 April 2017, 22:34
xgruntquote:A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically' ?'
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The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
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Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
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So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
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The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
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The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
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The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
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The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
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'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?'
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The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference
between 'potentially' and 'realistically' ?'
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The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on Three million dollars.
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But 'realistically', we're just living with two hookers and a queer.
Reminds me of the old Redd Foxx joke about the guy who asks the girl if she would sleep with him for a million dollars,she says yes so he says,how about $25.00? She says,what kind of a girl do you think I am? He says,That has already been established,now we are just haggling over price.