My girlfriend was helping on mechanical project when I asked for a screwdriver she asked: straight, phillips, or vodka.
We've been married for 37 years next month.

She got a sister

My wife just stands by and asks a lot of stupid questions!

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I keep a bottle of perfume with lots of alcohol in it in the workshop.

I get gets and scratches and I put that on.

When I see my wife, she asks “what have done to yourself today?”

Because she smells the perfume!

Reminds me of the story about Bill Clinton and George Bush getting a haircut in adjacent chairs. When the barbers finished the first one asked Bill Clinton if he wanted some cologne and Bill said "Absolutely not! I don't want my wife to think I've been to a whorehouse." As Bill was paying, the second barber asked George Bush if he wanted some cologne and George said, "Why not, my wife doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like."

That's a good one!

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Originally posted by Rockdoc:


She got a sister

In certain parts of this country-----She May be his sister!

The Redneck asked “when I marry may sister, will she still be my sister or my wife?”

New Age RedNeck----Yes if you divorce your wife, he is still your brother!

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