Michigan State Police announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles,



with 250,000 rounds of ammunition,

10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers,



2 tons of heroin,


$12 million in forged bills and

a ring of 14 prostitutes,



all in a housing project behind

the Detroit Public

Library.



Detroit folks were stunned

A community organizer said: "We be shocked! We never knowed we had a library."

Snort....did not see that coming.