A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly
enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very
unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across
the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for
support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk,
"Dddddooooo yyyoooouuuu hhhhhhhave
dddddddddiilllldosss?

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,
replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry
many different models."

The old woman then asks, "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy
aaa pppinkk oonnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd
aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by
bbaatteries ?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo
ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitchoff?

Now that's funny

I don't find this joke funny... until I visualize the poor old gal and lose it completely!